If you ever wondered why PCG keeps inviting me, the heathen Katie Wickens, back for Prime Day deal shenanigans you’ll find it’s entirely based around my knack for finding the weirdest deals imaginable.

Every time Prime Day rolls around, my old boss asks me to (and I quote) “unleash the beast”. Because he knows that somewhere in the annuls of Amazon’s many overstuffed warehouses lurks a cache of perfectly peculiar ephemera, worthy of only the most discerning freaks of nature. That’s us—well mostly it’s me. And that’s why I get paid the big bucks (I don’t).

• We’re curating the bestPrime Day PC gaming dealsright here.

Alright, you’re here for the weird stuff so lets talk deals. If you’re after some tasty snaccs [sic], memerific presents for your pals, or some creepy-ass decor to really set off your gaming battlestation, the list below will have something to light up your creepy little gamer life. Just know that while I am here rounding up the strangest Prime Day deals, I’m not necessarily suggesting you spend actual money on them.

Unless you want to, that is.

Hey, this is a judgement-free zone… Unless you haven’t played The Witcher yet, in which case the door is over there *points*. On that note: